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America’s Most Wanted

It’s quite a dangerous place, the United States of America.

Along with all the run-of-the-mill murders, rapes and violent assaults, the FBI suggests there are currently 35-50 serial killers out and about, doing their gory thing.

And, with the USA enthusiastically embracing the concept of excess, you can be sure that every one of them is a budding Jeffrey Dahmer.

Dahmer; serial killer; necrophiliac; cannibal and (possibly) author of the not best-selling ‘Geoffrey Dahmer’s Cookbook’, is known for a blood-soaked rampage that saw him murder at least 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991.

But, when it comes to dangerous men, there is an individual whose actions put Dahmer and chums firmly into the shade.

Look no further than one Barack Hussein Obama.

Yes, it’s official; the famous Islamic cleric and President of the United States is the most dangerous man in the nation.

Well he is if you happen to be a decaying octogenarian billionaire called Harold Simmons, a man credited with developing the acquisition concept known as the leveraged buyout.

This destructive business practice that turns solvent companies into debt-laden ones is a little like marriage.

You start off solvent and content. Then your partner arrives on the scene, uses your assets to rack up huge credit card bills before conning you into taking out a massive mortgage. Then they divorce you, take the remaining assets, and leave you heavily debt-laden and deeply miserable.

Anyway, dear old Harold, who owns vast chemical companies with dubious environmental records,  has been explaining to an enthralled nation why he has just given $18 million to conservative super PACs (aka the Republican Party):

‘Obama is the most dangerous American alive … because he would eliminate free enterprise in this country.’

‘Any of these Republicans would make a better president than that socialist, Obama.’

And, following the logic of the charming Mr. S, so would any of the 35-50 serial killers mentioned earlier.